chickens

[a person 538]

chickens

[MargeB]

God, I loooooooooooooooooove the surreal, normal life is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boring. Keep posting a person.

Did you post earlier about eggs? Or was that after?

[justineo]

LOL,thanks MargeB for cheering me up.  Maybe we'll get another word in a minute :)

[Sasha13]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed enjoying a post coital cigarette. The chicken turns to the egg and says "well, that answers that question then".  

[MargeB]

LOL, new one on me. Bet the chicken was good in the sac.

[bernardo]

elephants
elephants

[Peri]

Why did the punk rocker cross the road ?  Because he was stapled to the chicken ! 

[natalie_1982]

Sasha13, I thought the chicken was leant back against the headboard enjoying a cigarette, so the egg had a strop grabbed the quilt and left to spend a night on the sofa grunting "Well I guess that answers that question...."

[MargeB]

chicken is to elephant as tortoise is to ________?

[bernardo]

duck-billed platypus
duck-billed platypus

[MargeB]

Correct! You passed on just the one. 'Giraffe?' The answer was 'Monkey nuts'.

[twiglet4frog]

taste delicious...

how about we all make up questions for this persons answer, mine is :

What was the best sex toy for middle aged french men during the 1970's?

[MargeB]

David Copperfield, life of Dyslexic, by Darles _______

[mews64]

there are twice as many chickens as humans