Dog Poo

soxmis_sid | 16:06 Tue 27th May 2014 | Jokes

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My wife came in from the garden slamming the door and yelling that next door's dog had been in our garden AGAIN! and left dog poo all over the place AGAIN!
I told her to calm down, get the shovel and throw it into next door's garden.
She came back in to the house a few minutes later and said "I've done it. But what good will it do? Now, next door has our shovel and there's still dog poo all over the garden!"

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marval

lol

cupid04

lol!

nannybooby

lol

My OH collects our dog pooh on the shovel but he has a very Trixie scoop and flick action - I hide behind the curtains and wait for the day he flicks it in his eye ;-)