Close Shave...

[Chipchopper]

An old guy damaged his car when he crashed into a pile of rocks on a twisty mountain road, somewhere in West Virginia.

A local garage, in a small sleepy, one horse town said they could fix it, but it would take a couple of days, as the parts need to be ordered.

So the old guy agrees and books himself a room in a local saloon.
While looking around the town, he see's an olde worlde barbers shop with a sign, saying seniors 1/2 price, so he go's in for a hair cut and a much needed shave.

The barber looks at the stubble and says "no problem, I give you a real good shave"
The barber pulls out a wooden ball from a drawer and tells the old guy to put the ball on the inside of his cheek, to help stretch the skin.

The old guy was pleased with the shave and said it was the best he'd had in years, but what would I have done if I accidently swallowed the ball ?.

The barber replies, well thats okay, most people bring the ball back after a day or two.

[jno]

ewww

[Tilly2]

What a balls up!

[Psybbo]

Mouthwash required!

[tonyav]

I find that hard to digest, Chipchopper.

[Chipchopper]

The barber gets a lot of passing trade.

[marval]

Eek lol

[Georgiesmum]

I think its the barber that needs the chop!....but things will pass.....!!