Mirror, Mirror............

[Shaglene]

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop from a gypsy, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust line forty four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".
Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fall off.

[retrocop]

Brilliant. Can't stop chuckling. I'm off now to get legless. :-)

[Chipchopper]

On reflection, that's a corker!

[frugalfred]

....and now his dongle dangles in the dust..