If It Takes An Average Man A Week To Walk A Fortnight...

[jim360]

How many apples in a bunch of grapes?

[Cloverjo]

Is that a cis- or trans-man? Could be vital. ;))

[Khandro]

In an effort to gain the B.A. I'll be the first to say; none.

I did consider it to be the name of a pub, but it would be unlikely to have the definite article

[Khandro]

indefinite!

[Khandro]

likely

[jim360]

I think they were green grapes to start with but because they're moving you need to take red shift into account.

Did I say grapes? I meant pears. But I think it's clear that as long as he's going past the butcher's shop then it's obvious what's going on.

[bhg481]

Are you sure you meant pears, jim? Pears don't come in bunches so, perhaps it was bananas you were thinking of. Are you colour blind?

[jim360]

I didn't say pears, copied this from a site I won't give you the link to if you begged me. Was definitely a bunch of flowers.

I couldn't be clearer.

[bhg481]

I think you don't know how to cut-and-paste, jim, but you won't admit it.

[jim360]

Well, have you ever tried using scissors on a computer screen? I don't think I have a pair sharp enough :O

[Dodger666]

To answer the question, there are no apples in a bunch of grapes.

[bhg481]

You must have one of the old glass-fronted CRT monitors, jim. If you get yourself one of the new flat-screen type you can use a stanley-knife on it.

[Mave24]

Hold your hands 8" apart and say "A banana, this colour"

[woofgang]

nver used scissors on a computer screen but tippex works

[ladyalex]

Going back to the original question.....is the man walking all day through the night?

If so, then the key question is, how long does it take an elephant to clomb a stalk of rhubarb?

[ladyalex]

I meant climb a stalk of rhubarb, of course.....clombing rhubarb is a fool's errand, even for elephants.

[Georgiesmum]

and how long is a piece of string?

[Kathyan]

The correct answer is half past two.

[Peter Pedant]

he's really a she
and it just DOES ! OK?

[gulliver1]

How many beans make five?.