If It Takes An Average Man A Week To Walk A Fortnight...

[jim360]

How many apples in a bunch of grapes?

[bhg481]

smartypants

[Mamyalynne]

Are they red or green apples?

[klazomaniac]

Are they red or green Grapes ?

[chelle7272]

Do they get a break and is it included in the fruit basket?

[Old_Geezer]

And are they sour grapes ?

[bhg481]

do you want the answer in Kg or mph?

[Tilly2]

42

[nescio]

5 and a half bananas

[rowanwitch]

Zero...... The rest is distraction

[klazomaniac]

After watching Alan Turing in the 'Imitation game' last night.
Maybe we should ask Christopher !

[nescio]

No Rowanwitch, you are not taking into account the 30 second break, which lasts for 45 cubits

[rowanwitch]

Cancelled out by peripheral bananas and sub set of pineapples.

[Tilly2]

It's 42, I tell ya!

[nescio]

Tilly,
it can't be, because that would make sense.

[Prudie]

Define average

[bhg481]

This thread is turning into a Monty Python sketch.

[fbg40]

A jar of jam and a dozen eggs.
FBG40

[nescio]

FBG,
now you are just being silly - it is evidently a jar of marmalade

[Arksided]

Both of 'em. Gosh!