The Universe

[Rharris9585]

What did God stand on when he created it?

[UsAndStuff]

Nevermind that, since God is the supposed creater of all, where did he come from?

[DaSwede]

Why, a turtle of course.

It's turtles all the way down.

[spacechimp]

But which breed of turtle my Scandinavian friend?

[mibn2cweus]

He must have been on a 'shroom. I want to know who the toad was who created 'God'. That one needs to burn in 'Hell' for all eternity, and then some.

Hey! Cut it out with the lightnin', hey, stop that already . . .

[DaSwede]

Uhm, I'm not sure about the breed, Spacechimp, but I think it's this kind. The slower, the better to stand on, I figure.

[DaSwede]

And as for you, mibn2cweus, did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog?

[mibn2cweus]

Or the neurotic dyslexic agnostic insomniac devil worshipper who stayed up all night wondering if there was a Santa?

[spacechimp]

Satan?

[mibn2cweus]

spacechimp, That never would have occured to me.

"Good God, what are you a creatin' now? Come on, get off me. Hey watch where your steppin' there big fella."

>};^p

ffffffftt BANG!!!!!! The Universe!

[spacechimp]

I was just confirming, no need to use such cutting sarcasm.

[mibn2cweus]

spacechimp, Sorry! I rather liked the hypothesis.

forgiveness here?