Tomato joke

imhotep | 00:46 Sat 27th Sep 2008 | ChatterBank

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A woman was having problems with her tomatoes.The problem being was that they just would not ripen.They had stayed green for months.So,one day while she was outside,she saw her next door neighbour out in his garden too.She told him about her tomatoes not ripening.
So,he suggested that as it was a full moon that night,she should take off all her clothes and dance around the tomatoes.The tomatoes would get really embarrassed and then blush red.
So,that night,she did as instructed.Next morning,the man next door asked if her tomatoes had turned red.
She replied "Well,yes and no,the tomatoes turned a bit red,but you should see the size of my cucumbers!!!!