i like onions.......

[badcompany]

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...Onion,
luminous flask,
your beauty formed
petal by petal,
crystal scales expanded you
and in the secrecy of the dark earth
your belly grew round with dew.
Under the earth
the miracle
happened
and when your clumsy
green stem appeared,
and your leaves were born
like swords
in the garden,
the earth heaped up her power
showing your naked transparency,
and as the remote sea
in lifting the breasts of Aphrodite
duplicating the magnolia,
so did the earth
make you,
onion
clear as a planet
and destined
to shine,
constant constellation,
round rose of water,
upon
the table
of the poor.

You make us cry without hurting us.
I have praised everything that exists,
but to me, onion, you are
more beautiful than a bird
of dazzling feathers,
heavenly globe, platinum goblet,
unmoving dance
of the snowy anemone

and the fragrance of the earth lives
in your crystalline nature.

[logic]

so ?

[Gormless]

Why don't you credit the source you have plagiarised?

Try here for example.

http://www.poetryconnection.net/poets/Pablo_Ne ruda/8992

Then try making up something original out of your own mind.

[China Doll]

I thought that was a quote from Grandpa Simpson.

[cazzz1975]

the top part was, it was from tonights episode on sky one

[ChuckFickens]

Oh deep joy... it's back!!!

[badcompany]

yo gormless,your a q33rr but none the less,
trying to displace there wont be no success,
sucking legends d!ick,like your sucking mummys breast
ill embarrass you,in the north,the south,the east and the west,
answerbanks the arena,but you lost,cos i am blessed
better wipe your tears,you mess with me ,you end up stressed!
NOW THESE LYRICS WHERE I JUST DISSED YOU ARE 100% MINE OF THE TOP OF MY HEAD!
there you go gormless you stupid f@g,99% of links/videos/jokes are from borrowed sources,and i did'nt claim this material was mine DID I? no what i seen was a funny episode of the simpsons and when i tapped the key words into the search bar both the poem and the quote came up so i decided to join them together F@CKFACE!
dont try to be clever you winkled d!ck haemaphrodite!

[Gormless]

Cosmic!

[ChuckFickens]

Well I wouldn't bother barricading your door to stop the A&R people getting in if they are your lyrics!

[badcompany]

Well I wouldn't bother barricading your door to stop the A&R people getting in if they are your lyrics!

chuck fickens,your male family members like molesting goats and chickens
while w@nking of donkeys and getting their dicks stuck in pigeons

while their banging men,the rest of us are banging womens
to think i copy my lyrics your on acid,dude your tripping
now run down the street or should that be hopping and skipping
if you dont accuse me then you would'nt see me flipping
answerbank where fools get their @rses whipping......

[badcompany]

yawn,as you can see by my long replys,insults,i was a dab hand at txting,song lyrics,hip hop lyrics and poetry......all mine baby.....

[Gormless]

You are not doing much top-level humping while you are posting endless drivel on here. Did you fart in bed?

[badcompany]

hahaha! what/ do you think im an old cvnt one hit wonder like you lot? ive already banged twice this morning,and im probably going to go another 2 rounds with my lady before i sleep..........unlike you lightweight peasants that can only go once a week/month year cos your scared to jump into bed with the assortment of hippos,rhino's and elephants that some of you call your wives..........

[dot.hawkes]

Also, I remember the film with Jeff Bridges, that was called Bad Company, not one his best, he was good in Starman with Rachel Weiss, the love scene in the ruin was smouldering

[slark]

The only thing you have banged is your head ......

[badcompany]

no knowledge,is a b!tch that got raped in college
he's now wet and soft,where he used to be solid
thats got he got lubed up with the oil of olive
legends c0ck,yeah you know he's on it
if you agree with me,your head,just nod it!

hahahahahahaahhahaahahahaahahahaahaahahhaah



and once again.....all is quite on the western front...............let this be a lesson to you idiots out there,if someone trys to do something constructive ie..joke/poem/story, if you cant do no better,who are you to judge whether its good or bad? as you''ll see by the corpses of chuck and gormless and no knowledge.......rip boys its not a good idea........IS IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[badcompany]

and your ugly hunchbacked sister slark..............