An infectious disease walks into a bar

[PokerMan]

and the barman says 'we don't serve infectious diseases in this bar.' The infectious disease says, 'well, you're a not a very good host.'

A room-temperature super conductor walks into a bar and the barman says 'we don't serve room-temperature super conductors in this bar.' So, the room-temperature super conductor leaves without putting up any resistance.

A neutrino walks into a bar and the barman says 'we don't serve neutrinos in this bar.' The neutrino says, 'that's ok - i was just passing through'.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar................ and doesn't.

[mike11111]

LOL. This is my kind of surrealism.

[PokerMan]

thankyou!!!

[Answerprancer]

...and some late football results:
Juventus - 1 Surreal Madrid - Fish

[joeluke]

Don't get it

[jackthehat]

I like the Schrodinger' cat part...........

[Answerprancer]

You wanna be careful saying things like that with that avatar ;-)

[Answerprancer]

(..Joeluke)

[PokerMan]

real madrid are now surreal madrid and they scored fish

any good joe?

[Answerprancer]

Sshhhhhhhhhffffffff ding....ding ...tumbleweed LOL

[PokerMan]

dont get it

[kawakiri]

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

[rowanwitch]

At last jokes that you need an IQ above 25 to understand thank you pokerman...

[treetops1]

How did they stay in business if they never served anyone. ??

[joeluke]

Full explanation needed for us 'thickos' please pokerman

Ta very muchly

[PokerMan]

the last time i explained a joke (see above) answerprancer commented and i haven't a clue what he/she's on about

[kawakiri]

Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

[Answerprancer]

LOL...link to thread pls

[kawakiri]

The Heineken Uncertainty Principle says "You can never be sure how many beers you had last night."

[joeluke]

The cat doesn't what?