John Lennon nicked this from me....
"Whispered".."Merry Xmas Elvis...Feck off Mrs E"
And so this is Xmas
And what have we done
Another year over
And the money has gone
Your family are coming
They'll eat all our food
Your father just sleeps
And your mother is rude
Chorus...
And a very merry Xmas
We'll drink all your beer
You miserable old git
Where's your Xmas cheer
And now they've all gone home
And left all the mess
There's one thing to say now
And I must confess
Chorus...
War is starting, War is starting......