In all honesty...

[Rubyrose]

If you could step outside yourself for a day and watch yourself, how you act, the way you act... What would your opinion of yourself be? To see yourself as others see you.. What would you think?

[Jack_Sikora]

Rubes, my little bundle of joyous sexiness, I would probably like myself.

[Katie~77]

I'd probably think the same of myself as I do now - Dippy mare!!!!!x

[pixiepie]

hi ruby
id probably think "does she ever shut up" lol

[helliebobs]

stroppy bint :)

[Rubyrose]

Hit the road Jack.. ;o)

I think I'd like myself.. find myself funny.. as I would get my own sense of humour.. but I'd probably think I am a bit loud... not in a bad way.. just in a sort of 'centre of attention' kind of way!

[nuoyg]

Yay! I'd like me!

[bobtheturkey]

dunno

[whiffey]

Jock, Rubes, why don't you two actually meet, in real life ? We'd all love to hear about it, and it would probably be not at all spooky.

[Jack_Sikora]

whiffey, I never correct your english for three reasons.

1) You are very good

2) I am very crap

3) One tends to look silly if they do

But surely "it would probably not be at all spooky" reads better.

[Rubyrose]

And who is Jock? Lol

[whiffey]

I don't agree Jock. I was writing after the style of Trollope and Austen.

In turn I am troubled about 'very crap', also the construct 'One'.........'they' which reminds me of English lessons at my public school.

[Jack_Sikora]

And I was writing in a more contemporary and understandable diction.

However, I still maintain I am crap at English.

By far the most intelligent person on AB, but crap nonetheless.

[leelapops]

My god, am I annoying! ;) But kind of funny (strange, not haha!)

x

[whiffey]

This is the very best:

Emma: Was he handsome?
Jane: Many say he is.
Emma: Was he agreeable?
Jane: He was in no way disagreeable.
Emma: Was he a man of information?
Jane: All his statements seem correct.

A man of information !!!!! Priceless.

[dot.hawkes]

I would be shocked at the amount of time I am on my feet in a normal day but I would be bored with hearing me say it , I would probably decide i should be on holiday and send me there quick sticks.

[China Doll]

'What the hell is she doing now?'

[sleepy1]

does she ever get out off bed .

[pete-duel]

you really do bore me dot with you're everyday stories
as if Atlas had anything to worry about lol

[mccfluff]

'slow down and chill out ffs'

[unrulyjulie]

I think i'd like myself! Im a nice enough person, or am i??? Maybe i'd look at me and think, God, that woman is deluded!!!!!
I'd also think wow, that woman has great hair! (lol, sorry but i love my hair) ;-)