~☆☆~ΨΨ~The Night Before Xmas~ΨΨ~☆☆~

[VINNY100_2]

☆~☆~☆~☆~~BIDDYS XMAS THREAD☆~☆~☆~☆~~~ please dont open till xmas..!! Ho Ho Ho

[netibiza]

Oh Robi I had to laugh, see, it's only only me (I) who have accidents, is it! The very thought of you carry a handbag a la the Queen is hilarious, although I have found lately that mine is tucked up by the couch when I'm sitting there, and I always wondered why old women carried their bags, now I know!!! I used to love the "click" the clasp made as they opened it to bestow a 6d on me! Mine are not the clickable type mine are all zippy and totish.

[netibiza]

oho - too much sherry I mean *it's not only me*

By the by everyone, warm and sunny here, just hope it gets chillier this after as I want to lght a log fire. he he smirks

[netibiza]

oho - too much sherry I mean *it's not only me*

By the by everyone, warm and sunny here, just hope it gets chillier this after as I want to light a log fire. he he smirks

[netibiza]

Oh for gawd'ssake, there I go, repeating myself mumbles into beard and totters off

[VINNY100_2]

OUCH..!!!! I wasnt be sarcastic...tut....
I was taking the pisk...hehe..!(:O)only yoking...
blimey..nettis pisked again..she .must have run out off batteries...(:O)
looks lovely there kip..nice colors on the walls.(*_*)

[jno]

counting down the seconds till 2008...


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[DaSwede]

Thanks jno, could you do that again in half an hour or so, I need to get back to bed - cold's getting worse.

"...watch everyone else having a life" yeah that's pretty much my approach too nowadays Robinia but I did do this town thoroughly when I first moved here and was youngish and healthyish. But hey, as long as we can still carry our own handbags...

"...windy, raining, thunder and lighting and hail" - yes, all in all I'd say that sounds like a good opportunity for you to get your ladder out again Vinny (from where I sit you always do, don't you, in that kind of weather) - and you missed it!

...and you too accident prone, Neti? Sigh. Going back to bed now - if I can make it that far...

[DaSwede]

(...the cattle prodding I mean, jno, not posting a clock...)

[Robinia]

yes well you two would find my up-falls amusing...
tut

old women carry handbags to keep old men in check...CLICK CLUNK!!

[Robinia]

oh no, it's Old Biddy Time....plenty of falling down time left in this year unfortunately but at least I'm cushioned with all of these layers.
oh poor you Kit I'll have a look for a nice cool drink for you in Vin's fridge

[jno]

oh dear, I sympathise with you over the cold, Kit. My nose has stopped running and it's now turned into a dry cough. Unfortunately on previous experience this will take 4-5 weeks to shake off and I am not exaggerating. I don't know why these things stick in my throat and I have tried every cough elixir known to man, woman and biddy.

[jno]

...perhaps I should try Vinny's fresh air cure next time there's some brisk weather...

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[Robinia]

haha, I need some of that lightening therapy....slippery elm jno ....oh no, that's for t'other end. Oh well have some anyway and buttercup syrup - only thing that works for me & if you're on bp meds you're not supposed to take some cough medicines apparently.

[DaSwede]

I'm like that about the coughing too jno, it's tiring isn't it.

Can you see any Urquell in Vinny's fridge Robinia, it's the only beer I really crave. Uh-oh, watch out, here he comes, he'll catch you red-handed!...or something. Actually I've been asking around for that Peruvian beer you once mentioned, Vinny (Cusquena, the crystal-clear one) but we don't seem to have it here. Becks we do, guess I'll have to buy it one of these decades just to know what you're on about.

Biddies if you're like me you've heard Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah one too many times with a thousand too many singers but believe me there are thirty seconds here you don't wanna miss. When the counter says 1.59 and the guy who looks like a hobbit (according to Simon Cowell, who else) comes on... OH MY GOD

[VINNY100_2]

(((BOING BING.)))
A terrible things happened...
me toasters only toasting on one side....eeeek..!
im off to Barnstaple to scan the shops.I shall bury the old one in the garden later....
hope everybody elses toasters okay.
wish me luck....catch you later.
vin....got any tissues...:O(
.

[jno]

tut... that's easy fixed...
(1) remove half-toasted slice
(2) turn toaster around
(3) dismantle and reassemble toaster so plug is on other end
(4) put toast back in

Make do and mend!

[VINNY100_2]

No..!
I want one off them new fangle dangle remote controll TV toasters...with a screen on the front and a voice says"your toast will be ready in two minutes please put the butter on your knife now"erm...plus it gives you the weather foecast to..!
and last but not least you can use the burnt toast option.Then when you finished it turns into a transformer type robot that runs round the kitchen floor saying we will exterminate...!!!!hehe...!(:O)

[Robinia]

nooooo Vinny don't chuck it out...I love one sided toast!
my name's Robi & I've never owned a toaster....

[Robinia]

looks like the site's on the skids again...it really is too bad....bring back the olde style whizzy gizmos & a different colour scheme while you're at it AB!

[jno]

phew... all day it's taken me to get back on here and everyone's gone home... can't blame them really, the hamsters must all be taking a Christmas holiday and the wheel's not turning