I'm Not Drunk...

[cupid04]

I've just had a nice glass of Shloer white grape. When will I start feeling tipsy? ;-)

[shoota]

Shloon...

[tonyav]

Is that pop, cupes ?.

[Baldric]

When you've had a couple more!

(waves across the Estuary to Cupid)

[BlackadderV]

Never, if you're drinking Schloer. You need to add a bit of meths.

[cupid04]

I'm waving like loony baldric....can you see me? I'm on my second glass, lol!

[gness]

Take care, Cupes and Baldric...Met Office just issued an unexpected strong wind warning for your area..... ;-)

[jno]

so I see, cupid

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[cupid04]

that will be the sprouts...

[Dizmo]

Why not try Shloer In The City?

25ml Citron Vodka
25ml Cointreau
75ml Shloer Red Grape (just go with the WHITE GRAPE!)
25ml fresh orange juice
2 lime wedges
Orange flambe and 1 white grape

[cupid04]

You mix it I'll drink it dizmo ;-)

[Dizmo]

Or if you want to really get mashed.

25 ml vodka
25 ml gin
25 ml rum
25 ml cointreau
20ml lemon juice
20ml apple juice
120ml Red Grape Shloer (put this on top after adding all the other ingredients into a 300ml glass with ice and a lemon wedge)

[Dizmo]

I've been making cocktails for 13 years I'll have you know. I'm a devil at making a good old s*&t mix. Loads of booze but drinkable by the straw. A pint of my mix and you'd be well gone. I used to knock up them mixes at parties when people used to '*** off' home made punches. Rather funny watching a drunkard who'd previously (30 minutes ago) said how he couldn't get drunk drinking my cocktails - he soon changed his mind once he was laid in the garden unconscious. Oh were they not the days?!

[cupid04]

jno ...love the cartoon.x

[stuey]

Youse British people drink way 2 mush.

[cupid04]

But it was you stuey that drank Canada dry ;-)

[BlackadderV]

We have to 'cos we ain't got the range of wobbly-pops like what you have.

[stuey]

Wow! You're still awake at this tyme. It's around 10pm hear, and I forget how too use spell cheque...Jest kidding:)

[BlackadderV]

Only got up to answer a call of nature, back to beddy-byes in a moment.

[cupid04]

Don't forget to wash your hands ;-)

[stuey]

I also answered a call of nature. The old barn owl who sleeps in the billabong tree behind my shack just hooted to come in as it's way too cold outside, so I let him in and we're just going to wing it for a while...Good night, God bless:)