Christmas Presents

[Voltage]

The downside of being a bomb disposal technician is that
it takes me until New Year's Day to open my Christmas presents.

[sunny-dave]

Red wire or Black wire ...

Red wire or Black wire ...

Red wire or Black wire ...

Red wire or Black wire ...

Red wire or Black wire ...

[albaqwerty]

does anyone know if there are colour-blind experts?

[Patsy33]

That's bang out of order....

[albaqwerty]

^boom boom

:-D

[Voltage]

funny sense of humour my missus....i asked her whats for dinner she said "
bomb-bay potatoes and bangers" !

[sunny-dave]

BNAG - now that really is BANG out of order ...

[Patsy33]

Your fault for being a sex bomb!

[Voltage]

ssshhh that's a secret ;-)

[Patsy33]

You're a bit of a live wire!..

[Voltage]

oh well i've just been told if i dont open my xmas presents by xmas night she's gonna explode

[marval]

Do you blow up the balloons for your Christmas party?

[zebo]

Visiting a friend and her new baby in hospital I noticed a young new Dad being almost forced by his wife to hold their new baby, he looked terrified, 'You wouldn't think he's in bomb-disposal would you#. said my friend!