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Rondy | 10:02 Wed 11th Sep 2024 | Jokes
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I recently went for a job interview at a sewage farm.
The interview room had no chairs but a couple of stools.

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I've opened a kitchenware shop in Jamaica selling casserole dishes.
Pyrex of the Caribbean.

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I was very naive sexually. My first girlfriend asked me to try missionary so I *** off to Africa for six months.”

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I am shattered today.....My wife had me try three new positions in the bedroom last night. But she ended up wanting the dresser back where it was.

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In fact I'm sure my mate is having an affair with my wife. He's been right miserable lately.

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My friend went and won the first prize in the World Litter Collecting championship.
He confessed that he had no formal training and just picked it up as he went along.

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I've never been an organ donor,
But I once gave an old piano to the Salvation Army.

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Seamus O'Docherty loses his beloved Doggie.
He's inconsolable.
His wife's says, "Put an Advert in the Paper", 3 weeks pass and still Nothing.
The wife asks Seamus ,"What did you write in the Paper"?,
Seamus says,"Here Boy!"

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I have this irrational fear of horse chestnut trees.
I will conker it one day.

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I’m not making any progress in my salsa lessons.
It’s one step forward, two steps back.

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I've got a kitchenware shop in Cornwall selling casserole dishes - it's called Pyrex of Penzance

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