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Planting
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How to plant a cat.
1- Plant mid morning in blazing sunshine whilst still sleepy (cat not you)
2- Wear protective clothing, which MUST include, full ski mask and steel gloves.
3- Do NOT over water
4- Feed often and plenty of it, otherwise wear protective clothing when venturing near, in fact, wear the clothing when you're within a 10 yard radius regardless.
5- Give a massive wide berth when passing by, infact cordon off the entire section, else gouged knees (or eyes if small child) will be a high probability.
6- Do not over water, in fact, don't water at all.
If you're successful, you too can have your very own cat plant- and may your God have mercy on your soul.
Here's one I made earlier....
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1- Plant mid morning in blazing sunshine whilst still sleepy (cat not you)
2- Wear protective clothing, which MUST include, full ski mask and steel gloves.
3- Do NOT over water
4- Feed often and plenty of it, otherwise wear protective clothing when venturing near, in fact, wear the clothing when you're within a 10 yard radius regardless.
5- Give a massive wide berth when passing by, infact cordon off the entire section, else gouged knees (or eyes if small child) will be a high probability.
6- Do not over water, in fact, don't water at all.
If you're successful, you too can have your very own cat plant- and may your God have mercy on your soul.
Here's one I made earlier....
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There's also rule number 7, though why you'd want more than one is beyond me!
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i've never been able to plant a cat - they're liquids, are cats....
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