Appliancies

[Chipchopper]

I've been blaming my washing machine for shrinking my clothes, I was wrong!
Turns out, it was the fridge all along.

[Old_Geezer]

Shouldn't have let your fridge wash your clothing then.

[brian j john]

My wife and I were having an argument about whose turn it was to do laundry. In the end, I threw in the towel.

[Patsy33]

I expect you've had a lot on your plate..