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1.Bill bets Craig �100 that he can predict the score of the Football game before it starts. Craig agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Craig lose the bet?
2.A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I.
3.Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
4.A man was found shot dead in his study. He was slumped over his desk and a gun was in his hand. There was a cassette recorder on his desk. When the police entered the room and pressed the play button on the tape recorder they heard, "I can't go on. I have nothing to live for." Then there was the sound of a gunshot. How did the detective immediately know that the man had been murdered?
5.A young peasant wanted to marry the king's daughter. The king didn't like the idea of his daughter marrying a peasant, but he wanted to appear fair in front of his subjects. The king said that he would put two pieces of paper into a hat, one reading EXILE and the other reading MARRIAGE. Later that day, the peasant overheard the king saying that both pieces of paper would read EXILE, thus ensuring that the peasant would be out of his way for good. The peasant remained undaunted and, as arranged, arrived at the king's court where a large crowd gathered for the big event. The peasant then did something that assured him the hand of the king's daughter. What did he do?
6.David was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet.
How could this happen?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Sorry, having just checked with a mate with a much better memory than me, this explanation may make more sense -
The peasant takes out one of the pieces of paper, shouts "I won" and then puts it in his mouth & eats it. When the King tries to object, saying there's no proof, the peasant just tells him, "Llook inside the hat. The paper in there says EXILE proving I took the one that said MARRIAGE"