Ouch!

[jd_here]

A married couple had been out shopping at the shopping Centre for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realised that her husband had "disappeared".

The somewhat irate spouse called her husband's mobile and demanded: "Where the hell are you"?

Husband: "Darling you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day"

Wife, with a smile blushing: "Yes, I remember that my Love"

Husband: "Well, I'm in the Pub next to that shop"

[Psybbo]

jd loved that but oh loved it more

[marval]

lol

[The-Toff-]

Good one, lol.

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