The Scottish Jew.

[wildwood]

An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf, so he puts his name down at the local club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down. So he goes down to the club to inquire why.

Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club

Scot: Aye but I am as Scottish as you are, Jock.

Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts..

Scot: Aye, so do I.

Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under our kilts

Scot: Neither do I.

Secretary: But you are a Jew

Scot: Aye, I be that.

Secretary: So you are circumcised

Scot: Aye, I be that too.

Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable with that.

Scot: Ach, away with ya, man. I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orangemen. And I know that you have to be a Catholic to become a Knight of Saint Columbus. But this is the first time I heard that you have to be a complete prick to join a golf club.

[Slapshot]

Like that

[marval]

lol lol

[maggiebee]

Nice one!