How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

[marval]

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb.

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp.

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he's finished rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants...

Labrador: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog; ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero taco bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheepdog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb.

[Kiki-frog]

LOL, so true about labradors.

[chrissa1]

That is So true of the Labrador!! Love it.

[Baldric]

As the owner of 2 Dobies,you got it spot-on.
lol ;o)

[chrissa1]

Snap Kiki.

[maggiebee]

Love it!

[Kiki-frog]

LOL, chrissa, labradors are just so enthusuastic about everything!

[chaptazbru]

Like the greyhound one ...

[tonyav]

That Labrador sounds like our Choc Lab.

[sunny-dave]

Yep - the collie is my Gizmo ...

[chaptazbru]

Clever Gizmo x

[sunny-dave]

... although he is currently rather scared of the toaster (it goes bang when no-one is near it and throws toast at him)

[chaptazbru]

awwww bless ...

[rowanwitch]

How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb....
Cats do not change lightbulbs because
A) The human can do it
B)they can see in the dark
C) open the fridge door and get some food out there isa light in there
D) Why spoil the collies fun

[tenrec]

Marval that is such a good one.