Four For The Price Of One

[marval]

Did you hear about the successful bonsai tree grower?

He got so good he ended up looking for a house with a smaller garden.


One lady to a salesman in a shop: “I want to select a shirt for my husband, can you help me?”

Salesman: “Sure madam, it is my pleasure. What would be the size of your husband?”

Lady: “Err, about size, I don’t know. But his neck fits perfectly in my hands.”


A man who was doing a research on different kinds of books and their effects on people, asked a lady: “Madam, tell me, which is the book that has a positive effect on your life?”

The lady replied: “My husband’s cheque book.”


A husband and wife are standing at the window admiring their garden.

‘Sooner or later you’re going to have to make a proper scarecrow to keep the birds off the flower beds,’ says the wife.

‘What’s wrong with the one we’ve got?’ asks the husband.

‘Nothing, replies the wife. ‘But Mother’s arms are getting tired.’

[tonyav]

I like them, marval.
by the way how did you know that about how my mrs checks my collar size ?.

[marval]

Ah, that would be telling Tony.

[tonyav]

Strange thing is maval, thats how my mom also checked lol.

[excelsior-1]

good, marval

[DTCwordfan]

I was =having tea with my mother-in-law four years ago and, out of the blue, she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.”

I said, “Alright, get your coat.”


We got a new car for the mother-in-law – that Government scrappage scheme is great!

[tonyav]

Very good swop that, DT.

[DTCwordfan]

FIRST man: “My mother-in-law is an angel.” Second man: “You’re lucky fella, mine’s still alive.”

[marval]

Good ones DT

[Jemisa]

Goodies M. :)

Jem