Outdoors Man

[starone]

During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.

I described a typical day, "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers."

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"

"No," I replied, "I'm just a sh*t golfer."

[Baldric]

Lol!
I know that feeling.

[pixie373]

Lol. Do you mind if i send that to my stepdad? Think he'd understand ;-)

[magicmick]

You will have to go a 'fairway' to beat that one starone

[marval]

lol