Gonna Be A Bear

[albaqwerty]

In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing for 6 months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts), while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get outta line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you'll have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

[marval]

lol, me too.

[cupid04]

That's the bear necessities of life.....lol!

[pixie373]

Or a man?

[whiskeryron]

alba, I like it, yeah.

[jim360]

I'm struggling to see how this is different from my life at the moment.

[Tilly2]

Alba, can one chose to be a Koala Bear?

[humbersloop]

jim, if you've given birth recently, I'd like to be your agent

[Peaspeculiars]

Lol, like it!

[Tilly2]

choose! not chose. Gawd.

[DTCwordfan]

If you go down to the AB woods today,
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to the AB woods today,
You'd better go in disguise.
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the Alba's bears have their picnic.

Picnic time for AB bears;
Alba's bears are having a lovely time today.
Watch us catch them unawares,
And see JimBear picnic on their holiday.
See Marval gaily gad about.
Cupidbear loves to play and shout,
Pixiebear never has any cares.
At six o'clock their mummies and daddies
Will take ron, sloopy and tilly bears home to bed
Because like Peas bear, they're tired little Alba bears.

[Tilly2]

You've got me singing that now, DTC.

[Peaspeculiars]

That's Brilliant - DTC for best answer! lol :-)