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Darts
A keen darts player is in hospital lying in his death bed and he asks the doctor ' Do they play darts in heaven?'
The doctor says he doesn't know but he will try to find out.
A little while later he returns and says to the patient 'I have some good news and also some bad news'
'Whats the good news?' he asks
The doctor replies ' Yes they do play darts in heaven.
'That's great' says the patient, 'But whats the bad news?'
The doctor replies 'Your'e in the team for tonight.
The doctor says he doesn't know but he will try to find out.
A little while later he returns and says to the patient 'I have some good news and also some bad news'
'Whats the good news?' he asks
The doctor replies ' Yes they do play darts in heaven.
'That's great' says the patient, 'But whats the bad news?'
The doctor replies 'Your'e in the team for tonight.
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