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In Fairytale News: The Pied Piper has 12 rats behind him. More to follow.
I was round at my friend’s house for his annual fancy dress party last night.
Next year I am going to go as a triangle
I managed to organise a gathering of the people in the world with the biggest shoe sizes. Took me a while, it was no small feat.
Ever since my accident at work, I’ve been going round changing bulbs and flicking switches. I’m on light duties.
I took my two dogs rabbiting today. They do a great Chas ‘n’ Dave tribute.
I have founded a company fixing car ignitions. It’s a start up business.
I have started my own See Saw manufacturing company. Business is up and down.
I have just developed a mathematical equation which when fed into a computer taps out the names of American presidential candidates in Morse code.
It’s working well, I’m very pleased with the al-gore-rhythm.
I was walking down the street with my dogs when this man said, “Are they Jack Russells?” I said, “No, they’re mine.”
I fell asleep whilst rafting the other day. I just drifted off.