Hi I'm New Here

[bobtheturkey]

I decided to do some sunbathing today in my garden and the only shorts I could find were a pair of 1970s style tennis shorts that were probably a few sizes too small

Later on in the day I found a note from Mrs Hairbottom from next door accusing me of releasing a pair of unmentionables from my umbro shorts with intent

I had no idea anything was on show but she claims to have photographic evidence, where so I stand on this matter from a legal point of view?

[sandyRoe]

The balls in her court. Seek legal advice.

[JimF]

I wouldn't worry about it, as neither of you really exists and none of this actually happened.

[tonyav]

I had no idea anything was on show but she claims to have photographic evidence, where so I stand on this matter from a legal point of view?

bob, if Mrs Hairbottom didn't ask your permission to photograph your unmentionables then you have her by the short and curlies.

[ynnafymmi]

Best thing you can do Bob is next time you are out sunbathing get a thimble or something that sized to cover your"unmentionables"and thats your problem solved.Sorted.

[brian j john]

Best answer goes to sandyRoe HAHAHA

[William51]

You have got the right to do what you like on your property. It seems she may be a Peeping Tom.

[jno]

put them in an orange bucket and cover them