Gifts

[maggiebee]

When God created Adam and Eve, he said to them:
I have two gifts to give you, one gift
peeing while standing and ..
Adam, very excited, interrupted her and screamed
Man... Man.... I want it please lord.. Please . . . Please . . . Please . . .
This would make life so much easier!
Eve agreed and said that this gift was not important to her.
So god gave Adam a gift.
Adam was surprised, screamed for joy, ran through the Garden of Eden, peed on every tree.
He ran along the beach making drawings with pee in the sand
He lit a fire and played a fireman..
God and Eve looked at the crazy man with happiness, until Eve asked God:
A... What is the second gift?
And the lord answered :
Eve of the brain ... The brain is yours !!!