Tesco Shopping

[Rondy]

I don't how many of you shop at Tesco but this may be useful to know.
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at my local Tesco store and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Tesco outlet. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts kissing you and running her hands all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, and again on Friday.

[William51]

Oh Well, Every little helps!.

[Canary42]

///a clever scam while out shopping///

As you've named a supermarket, it could be seen as a clever Spam :-)

[wolf63]

Totally unrelated to your joke...
Did you know that South Koreans eat more Spam than any other country does? After the Korean war the US military left lots of foodstuffs behind. Lots and lots of tins of Spam.