A Scots First Kilt

Rondy | 13:18 Tue 22nd Nov 2022 | Jokes

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A young man, from Scotland, went to order his first kilt.

After being measured, he asked for a pair of underpants, in the same tartan (Broon).

The kilt arrived, and he tried it on, in gay abandon.

The package included spare material, left over from the ream.

He forgot to try on the matching underwear.

He went to show off his new kilt, to his girlfriend

She opened the door, and the young man did a twirl, showing off the fine threads, the wonderful pattern and the careful stitching.

"Just look at this" he said, as he lifted his kilt front, forgetting his lack of matching underwear.

" Very nice" said the girl

" Yes" said the man " and I've got another 5 yards of it, at home "

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