And There's More

[Rondy]

I sent an application and a photo to the local Lonely Hearts Club.
They sent them back and said they aren't That lonely.
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I've just seen an advert for 'Dog trainers' in the paper.
I can't get mine to wear a collar, let alone wear sportswear.
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I've just thrown some corn at a mates head and now he's got a right cob on.
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London’s largest post office has been renamed in honour of His Majesty King Charles III.
It will now be referred to as the C3PO.
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Lost my job at the polling station for spoiling ballots.
But when I applied they said "You tick all the boxes"
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[Patsy33]

Good ones :-))