Which Outfit For Bottomless Brunch?

[abbeylee90]

Next Friday

https://postimg.cc/crxyRgcd/4c8330f1

https://postimg.cc/r0fG7P7n/9585d018

[rowanwitch]

Something loose is essential...... Please remember you are in your thirties and that tarty slapperwear is neither age not event appropriate. They send a message you do not value yourself... And trust me men will take you at the valuation you present.

[jno]

brunch at 4 is neither breakfast nor lunch; it sounds more like an indefinitely extended afternoon tea. It'll depend who's going - if it's your employers, 2 isn't great (it looks a bit like pyjamas) but probably the best; if it's some of your more liberal-minded friends you can look as tarty as you like, which the other three do.

[237SJ]

Bottomless brunch is normally food from a set menu and unlimited Prosecco but for a limited time - 2 hours tops.

[abbeylee90]

https://postimg.cc/zH8tStVD/30f21503

[Buenchico]

You're going out for a casual meal, not trying to find work as a prostitute!

Stick to something simple!

[jourdain2]

Listen to buenchico. I'll say the same thing. This is a new definition of 'Brunch' which is a join between 'breakfast' and 'lunch'. Seriously, Abbey, what sort of image of yourself do you want to project?

[Buenchico]

I've just been looking online for images of people enjoying bottomless brunch. Both the Mirror and the Sydney Morning Herald chose this image to go with their stories about bottomless brunch venues:
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article24084267.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200d/1_Friends-Enjoying-Brunch.jpg
(Take a look. It's 'smart casual' shown there, NOT "let's show off as much flesh as possible").

The Restaurant Clicks website used this picture for their feature about bottomless brunch:
https://restaurantclicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/bottomless-brunch-tampa.jpg
(Again, the accent is on 'casual')

Turtle Bay, who actually offer bottomless brunches in their restaurants, chose to use this image on their web page about them:
https://turtlebay.co.uk/assets/site/_500xAUTO_fit_center-center_none/70487/Girl-Friends-Cheersing-at-Dinner-2-Romford_2023-02-20-181113_dvci.webp
(Once more, it's 'smart casual', NOT "look at my body rather than my clothes")

[jourdain2]

Good post Buenchico. Please take it on board Abbey.

The outfits you are looking at are, apart from being unsuitable and tarty, are just not appropriate for your age. (I know you obviously still have an enviable figure.)
To be horribly honest - you don't want to be shrieking out 'I'm desperate... I'm available.' That's what these outfits are saying in anyone over about 18 - 20 yrs. old. Sorry to have to be so blunt.

[douglas9401]

If it's bottomless how do you sit comfortably?

[barry1010]

I really don't like these outfits but I am old. To be fair to Abbey, I have seen all of her Instagram photos, many wearing this type of outfit and I can honestly say that she somehow looks sweet rather than tarty. My wife agrees.
She is no Katie Price.

[barry1010]

It is not a brunch if it starts at 4pm. Brunch is enjoyed between, and instead of, breakfast and lunch.
I've heard of all day cooked breakfast, maybe all day brunch is a new thing.
I'm out of touch with modern life

[douglas9401]

Maybe it's just pretentious twaddle to dress up a session.

[bobbinwales]

Well I'm glaad for you that your at least planning to stay in this new job until next Friday as you were talking about looking for another new job yestaday

[abbeylee90]

No I think it be OK was worried as I'd been thrown in deep end was worried it wouldn't work out but hopefully they do something about it now

[smurfchops]

Abby please don’t wear something tarty. No 2 looks like pyjamas. Just a pretty loose fitting dress or top with trousers, you must have something like that. Do you own all the outfits in the photos?