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Morning all, it's time for that certain shopper to be hitting the high street
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You all know the one: Your Husband / Boyfriend On a mission Wandering around the lingerie / shoe department with fear in their eyes and a look of desperation and panic. They pick up a size 8 red and black basque and look sheepishly at the nearest passing female for comparison. They select a size 3 knee high patent boot and try to make it look like it will go over the knee. When they are approached by a predatory sales advisor asking if they need assistance, they breath a sigh of relief and explain they are looking for something for their better half, to wear to take the 4 kids to and from school. They pay top dollar, and leave knowing (hoping) they got it right this year, and proud that they did it all by themselves! We love these shoppers, pound signs roll in our eye sockets, the Cosmetic girls flirt madly hoping they can sell the dearest perfume by offering to gift wrap it, it's a tough job, but someone has to do it lol Have a great last shopping Saturday before Christmas guys!!!!
Oh and remember, it's Fiancee for a girl, Wife cards sell out before 5pm on Christmas Eve and a pretty bow covers a multitude of misdemeanors
Oh and remember, it's Fiancee for a girl, Wife cards sell out before 5pm on Christmas Eve and a pretty bow covers a multitude of misdemeanors
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Morning Dot, bigmamma and beejay.
I have to do my weekly battle with Tesco shortly. I shall try to get as much as possible done and try to avoid the battle over the sprouts which breaks out every Christmas. I'll avoid the High street too this weekend Dot - it was bad enough the other evening.
Have a lovely day everyone
xxx
I have to do my weekly battle with Tesco shortly. I shall try to get as much as possible done and try to avoid the battle over the sprouts which breaks out every Christmas. I'll avoid the High street too this weekend Dot - it was bad enough the other evening.
Have a lovely day everyone
xxx
i am fine BM -y'days ailment seems to have subsided to a constant mind-blowing pain
when i said i was going to fight thro the crowds^--i actually meant i was going down the pub an its always busy on a saturday and probly more so today-
wives in getting(trying to get) the hubbies out-wives sit down for just one wine -wives take two wines ...then the nagging really begins
when i said i was going to fight thro the crowds^--i actually meant i was going down the pub an its always busy on a saturday and probly more so today-
wives in getting(trying to get) the hubbies out-wives sit down for just one wine -wives take two wines ...then the nagging really begins
Morning bensmum , good luck battling the supermarket hun . I did my xmas shop , apart from fresh stuff Tuesday , yesterday with my son .
I've just opened and checked my Amazon parcel that I picked up from the post depot yesterday . I'm so glad I checked it as the toy doesn't work ! I'm very disappointed , my first ever buy from Amazon and they send me a dead sheep .
xxxxx
I've just opened and checked my Amazon parcel that I picked up from the post depot yesterday . I'm so glad I checked it as the toy doesn't work ! I'm very disappointed , my first ever buy from Amazon and they send me a dead sheep .
xxxxx
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morning guys.. wow, dot has this male Christmas present buying down to a t! ( http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Say ings/Question358614.html )
I've woken up with terrible tooth-ache.. I've never had it before and it hurts. a lot! it's kind of my gum behind my wisdom tooth so more gum-ache... anyway, I guess none of you are dentists that can cure me, so I'm waiting til 9 to phone in! have done the hot salt water thing.. blueerrgggggghhhhh!!
I've woken up with terrible tooth-ache.. I've never had it before and it hurts. a lot! it's kind of my gum behind my wisdom tooth so more gum-ache... anyway, I guess none of you are dentists that can cure me, so I'm waiting til 9 to phone in! have done the hot salt water thing.. blueerrgggggghhhhh!!
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