Popped in to Lloyds this morning to purchase a urine sample container for Big Sis - and it's not even her birthday. I went to the pharmacy counter and waited patiently for someone to attend to me. Eventually a very pleasant lady came to serve me, but I was a little miffed so in best ttfn voice and manner (yeah right - similar to Hyacinth Bucket) I voiced my request. What a difference ONE letter makes though as I asked
'Do you smell urine .........' before she quickly replied 'No, I have just had a shower'. I am still laughing about it some 7 hours later (:-))