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[shaneystar2]

Well..come on folks ...where are all the people who campaigned for this category...the card makers,needleworkers,knitters,modelmakers,antiques collectors.Any balsawood kite makers out there !!!

[smudge]

Thanks Ed - that's good news! ;o}

[netibiza]

Brill - Ed, thank you - my email was rather pathetic wasn't it? but all true, nonetheless. You have made some old women very happy. Rain's finished here, and now the damned sun is glaring at me, oh to be in England........... runs off before the Biddy Britbrigade thwack me Oh and Ed if you are ever in Ibiza, email me and we'll paint the town (well it needs it)

[jno]

ooh, was there a problem in the biddybank? I noticed it seemed empty but I thought it was because everyone had been sent off to the dungeons with poor B00

[Robinia]

It was a problem about the unwanted flagging up jno - sooner or later the critics would have been gunning for us & it would be out with the colanders again (which aren't a lot of use in the rain)

Actually, that was the third good thing today...firstly I discovered I wouldn't have to iron me crimplene trews with the adjustable elastic to go out in 'cos I'd already done them...obviously under the influence of some prescribed drug. Then I found a fiver in my pacamac pocket.
Hey-ho, deep joy.

[netibiza]

Well I just noticed that I bought something yesterday for 9.30� and was charged (Visa) 93� - I was gobsmacked, so have tottered down the rocky crumbly and very slippery track to the village and complained. I was so worried as I had signed for it without noticing - but she's known me for 36yrs so has given me the balance in cash (a very dangerous thing todo) but will have to put it in the bank 2moro to cover the bills. Phew am a very swetineti now, actually have sweat pouring into my eyes as I type, am off for a rest in cooled bedroom, and I do believe I have been bitten by a mossie on my leg.

[smudge]

Blimey, Neti, good job you checked & that that you knew the lady!

Jeezus, it's freezing here - I've just put a thicker woolly & sox on! Never known a June like it!

[Robinia]

crikey neti bad enough that you have to write your secret shopping list in morse code without the shops getting the dots in the wrong place....

[jno]

oh, am I back? I thought I'd been banned or something as my posts were't coming up, but I see my last one finally has. Well, let's see what happens with this one. Currently (on my first attempt at posting) 16.34. That's Tuesday

[Robinia]

oh no, I hope all of my abandoned attempts don't suddenly pop up all over the place! Is not just me & my puta probs then? it's excruciatingly slow & anything with a link is lucky to appear at all.

[netibiza]

Yeah, it is slow, I've already lost one post, and if it turns up now, it'll be out of context.

[smudge]

Not been on much today, but mine's been slow this last few days too & seems to drop out when I submit, losing everything I've typed. Soooo, I've been typing, then copying, ready to paste again, if & when I lose it the first time round! What a palava!

[shaneystar2]

Seems even chillier now .
I am so slow even the slugs are faster than me today .
Having decimated what was my garden and gorged themselves on my poor devastated tomato plants I think I'll pop orf and have a large gin. I may even wrap myself in a fluffy blanket ...sit in my untidy lounge and have a scintillating conversation with my old man about dishwasher procedure.
I did so want the weather to be nice ...my shorts are hanging limply in the wardrobe just crying out to be worn ....but on second thoughts ....I might put the whole of Norfolk off their dumplings .

[VINNY100_2]

Evening Folks..
are we a secretive society again....pulls up one trouser leg..hehe..!
its been okay here today shaney....there was a tree lying across the main road yesterday...and a lot of roads were flooded....but were lucky compared with those up north..poor bu66ers..! I still reckon were in fer a lovely hot summer....but dont quote me on that..(:O)...Im drinking some Exmoor Gold....lovely jublyme mate flogged me a crate...dont know where he got it from.....but Im sure his new motor fell of a back of a showroom...yo(:O)

[shaneystar2]

Well Vinny I am glad to see you haven't floated off to sea in beautiful pea green boat ! Mind you ..much more of that old Exmoor Gold and I won't be responsible for rescuing you with my runcible spoon .......!
I feel so sorry for that poor lady and her floating carpets ...even if you are insured they still give you a hard time as we know to our cost .But we are watertight now ...hooray !! So Liza knows what she can do with her bucket ! Take care my luuuver ...easy on the cider ......xxx

[VINNY100_2]

hiya Popickers...hic..! this Exmoor golds a bit tasty ....thanks fer the E.Mail rOBINIA.its great to be back in biddy biddy land...Hiya ....Kip....jude...dolly.....netti....jno....little mouse..shaney..<a/>cheers..
yo (:O)

[jno]

everyone survived the floods (so far) then? One biddy, two biddy, three biddy, four... counted them all out, counting them back in again... Just as well my mansion is on a hilltop is all I can say, wonder if I'll have to take in refugees.

[Dolly1308]

Just here to say we also have been lucky enough to have rain (dodges flying WOMENS WEEKLYand various other utensils ....... for 2 days and now the sun is out BUT the dreaded South-westerlies are forecast .They chill one to the bone and I'm afraid my bones are no longer up to it.
But I must say I am very thankful not to be in England now your Summer !!! has arrived . I do hope noone has acquired web feet .Well anyway this should have averted any threats of a drought so there's a silver lining for you .Bye for now ,washing to do .

[netibiza]

Morning all- nice to hear from you Dolly I'll be back later.

[Robinia]

Gordon Brown...Gordon Brown...Gordon Brown.....

oh morning folks....no, I'm not one of his cheerleaders, I'm just practising in case I'm sudenly whisked away by the men in white coats. They always ask who the PM is to assess your sanity.....

good to see us all cosy & dry again....<hurls soggy weetabix at Dolly> ....it's much more relaxed now the shutters are up.... I gave in & put the heating on & fell asleep under my fluffy throw last night. Only thing missing was the xmas tree....think you'd better start converting the biddybus to biddyboat Vinny we could get Tony Blair to captain it, he's looking for a job....I'm sure I read that Biddyford was under 2 fathoms of water...or was it 2 ft? I'll be glad when this puta's sorted.....

<confiscates shaney's shorts>.....
tut! not a good look on a biddy don't ya know

...my name's Robinia....I live in the Biddyhouse with people called scrubbit, sweti, & sprout....I'm not barmy, honest.........

[VINNY100_2]

Mornin all.....
blimey..a new PM..! .bu66er...missed another election....they dont tell us anything down here..!
thats the last time I eat a packet of cashews with me 6 bottles of exmoor...they gave me a right headache this morning...(:O)
I think there use to flooding down here ribena....along the quay in ilfracombe anyway....second highest tides in the worldyo
right...anyone fer toast..medears...yummy orange and ginger marmalade.....washed down with a pint of earl grey..so refreshing....catch yer later dudes....!
yo dolly.. in it great you can wave all the way to australia......waves....(:O)