That's REALLY the first day over

[Nurk]

Phew, well, what a hugely important day I've just had! It was weird what happened, because I needed to know about some walks in Ireland me and the great team could go on (did I tell you we were filming for a primetime doc? Oh yeah, I got approached big time, and signed a massive contract with some moguls.)

Anyway, the odd thing was that the day after I asked everyone for advice it turned out we were actually filming the programme! That's just the way things like this work.

So, the crew turned up on my doorstep, still not knowing where we were filming, and I just told them off the top of my head and off we went.

Some of the walk took part in space.

There were dinosaurs there.

Hey, ask me some questions and I'll offer a few inaccurate technical terms to display my knowledge about my sudden and bizaare entry into the world of teevy.

If this doesn't float your boat, I think you should know that after the second day of filming my other boss is going away and I'm in charge of the office again! Yay me!

I get left in charge because I am completely hinged.

Let's do lunch some time...

Chow

(p.s. DO NOT CROSS ME OR I'LL HACK INTO YOUR MIND - I WILL APPEAR IN EVERY RAINBOW YOU SEE)

[China Doll]

I'm still not nowty.

Your name backwards spells Krun. Which I think sounds rude.

Could a futeristic dinosaur control a space ship?

Will it be chow for lunch? Cause if so I'll have to pass.

I really, really don't think anyone wants to get inside my mind.

I hope that helps.

[China Doll]

Oh... And I will be wanting stars for that ^^^

[carrust]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Mitty

[aka pixi]

You went on a walk that went into space and there were dinosaurs there???? oooh you lucky sod.

I reckon you would make more money if you jacked in the documentary making and became a guide for these special walks. I for one would defo go on one. Lemme know when the next one is.....do I have to provide my own spacesuit?

China I reckon that with extensive training a dinosaur may well be able to control a spaceship, but only a little one and of course there would be no other crew in case the dinosaur got hungry lol

oh and I wouldnt bother trying to hack into my mind Nurk, I have a brilliant firewall installed that you will just never be able to get through lol

[nais surtsol]

i have lots of friends, most of them mail but ui think they want to sleep with me, their girlfriends dont approve.

[johnlambert]

in your dreams nais surtsol,

[johnlambert]

oh, and I think you mean male friends, and you posted this in the wrong place you idiot!!!!

[whiffey]

I think you are rotten and cruel :(

[kp nonuts]

Well slap my thigh and call me shirley suppose you think thats funny rusk accidently on porpoise posting on the wrong question

[Gromit]

Good to hear from you again Nurk,

Sorry I've not kept in touch but I have been very busy.

Last month Michael Grade rang me and aked me if I was interested in hosting a new quiz called Pampered Pooch Mastermind. The show will be syndicated all over American, and then later in other territories - The South Koreans are very interested.

Of course I leapt at the chance and have been filming a pilot all last week. Angelina Jolie is my glamourous assistant, and we have been filming in Barbados. The job was originally offered to Pete Doherty, but he was unable to get a VISA - that teach the little bu88er to stay off addictive supermodels.

The million quid a show will come in very handy too. keep in touch Nurk.

Missing you already,

Gromit

[jno]

this couldn't be a windup, could it?

[China Doll]

Absolutely not jno - It really is Krun spelt backwards.

[jno]

phew, that's a relief, China Doll, so many dodgy posts on here recently that I hardly know what to believe.

[whiffey]

Seagoon: Now, which one of you two is Mr. Crun?
Minnie: I'm Miss Bannister.
Seagoon: Never mind who you are. Which one is Henry Crun?
Minnie: Don't tell him, Henry!
Henry: No! I'm not going to tell him, Min. In any case... in any case, why do you want to know my name?
Seagoon: Mr. Crun! You make cardboard models and scenery.
Henry: If I was Mr. Crun... which I'm not admitting... yes, I do.

[China Doll]

You shouldn't read everything Gromit writes jno... ;0)

[China Doll]

Lol @ Whiffey

[Octavius]

Nurk is Estonian for 'corner'.

Chow is a breed of dog.

Krun, apart from sounding rude to some, is a former ruler in Neo-Mandaic text. I just thought I would share that, seeing as today is all about sharing.

ciao

[dot.hawkes]

I think this is the way to go forward on AB, it is a different style to just impostering, and far more humorous. Unless of course people being parodied take offence, but in this case it wouldn't matter lol!!!

[Gromit]

DAMN DAMN DAMN and BLAST!

We had the pilot edition in the can, and now the Yanks have decided they don't like Pampered Pooches' Mastermind and want to call it The Rex Factor.

So we are going to have to film another pilot next week. And Angelina Jole can't make it so they are flying in Teri Hatcher instead.