Oh no, it's census time

[marval]

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.

She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth & Beth, they're sixteen. And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they're fourteen."

"Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you get twins every time?"

The woman answered, "Heck no, there were hundreds of times we didn't get nothing."




The census taker asked a girl to give her occupation. “***,” she answered.
“I can’t list it that way, Miss.” “Okay, put down prostitute.”

“I can’t list that either.” “How about chicken raiser?” “Chicken raiser?” he asked in puzzlement.

“Sure, last year I raised nine hundred c0cks.”




An elderly man was sitting on his porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand.

"What are you selling young man," he asked.

"I'm not selling anything," the young man said. I'm a census taker."

"A what?" the elder man asked.

"A census taker. We are trying to find out how many people are in the United States."

"Well," the man answered. "You're wasting your time with me, I have no idea."