I'm an Essex boy, a bit of a geezer, well versed in the ol' cockney rhyming slang. Worked in Dublin for 10 years, they have their own rhyming slang but it aint half as well known. Who else has unknown rhyming slang?
one for Jonny if he is still around - in best Corrrrnish
Aw Jonnee will ee cum a long
(cum a long) now?
or Jonnee will ee waet fer a wile?
(fer a wile?)
Than cum a long Jon
weth yer big boots awn,
Er Jonnee will ee waet fer a wile?
I like the Dublin rhymes for certain statues. Molly Malone is "the tart with the cart", Oscar Wilde is "the fag on the crag", two ladies shopping are "the hags with the bags", Anna Livia is "the floosie in the jacuzzi".