There used to be a chap in the town where I went to school who walked round wearing a suit, shirt, tie, suspenders on his socks and smart shoes but no trousers! Never did find out why.
And another chap who lived in my village who came to the door once carring a fridge on his back looking for someone to buy it, he was also rather partial to oxo made with milk appaently.
there is a guy in his 50's who dresses as a business woman and walks up and down the high street 3 times every few days, I wish he wouldnt wear a mini skirt. :/
There was another strange lady in the same village above who had unkempt hair down to her waist a cigarette always hanging out of the side of her mouth and would swing her handbag wildly as she approached you on the pavement. Seems to have been quite a cluster of eccentrics in Somerset.
There was a chap who lived in my village and rode around on his bicycle every day. When he met an adult he dismounted, saluted, and then remounted. He treated children slightly different, he still saluted but carried on riding. One day about ten of us lined up in a row and he started to salute each of us individually, by the time he got to the fifth child he started to wobble and before he reached the end of the line, he fell off. After that he just shouted obscenities at children.