one liners - song and joke

[TheOtherHalf]

Can you think of a song title, then add to it to make it a funny sentence.
This was done on our local radio phone in and some were very funny

1 - mistletoe and wine, but not whilst you are driving or having sex

2 - mama, mia ! Where did you get that hat ?

3 - Dont let the sun go down on me, Im afraid of the dark

[B00]

I'm leaving On A Jet Plane, as you smell

[pa___ul3]

I'm every woman...said the schizophrenic transvestite

[vulcan]

All through the night.. he just wouldn't stop snoring.

[dickythecook]

HELLO, I know you're there I can hear you breathing

[Noraq]

Move over darling...I'll never get over you.

[pa___ul3]

I predict a riot... you're 8 months too late mate!

[TheOtherHalf]

all very good

Diamonds are forever, but boyfriends come and go

Dont laugh at me `cos Im a fool, Ive just put my shoes in the fridge instead of the cupboard

[dickythecook]

Ruby Ruby Ruby dont dont dont take take take your your your love love love to to to town town town

[maggiebee]

Somewhere, now where did I put those damned glasses

[Jemisa]

Every Time You Say Goodbye, - I think thank gawd...

jem

[maggiebee]

I Walk the Line..... no offisher I wasn't drinking

[TheOtherHalf]

lol Jem :>)

[pa___ul3]

You look wonderful tonight, god bless the cider visor!

[Jemisa]

Sylvia's Mother Says - For gods sake get a grip...

jem

[TheOtherHalf]

I got you babe, to get my dinner for me, and wash my socks, and get me fags...... etc. etc.

[maggiebee]

Hit the Road Jack.........f*** off and leave me alone

[dickythecook]

I can see a new routine here for you Jem

[B00]

Don't you want me (baby)? Is it because i'm a stalker?

[jno]

the sun ain't gonna shine any more
because there's been a nuclear war

[B00]

I fought the law, and now im in prison.