Tales of the punexpected

[chrisrob]

31. Dog Biscuits: Are they made of collie flour?

32. “This coffee's muddy!”
“That's funny; it was only ground this morning.”

33. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little wine.

34. Why was the elephant sitting on an orange outside the tabernacle? It was waiting for the juice to come out.

35. Diarrhoea is inherited: it runs in the genes.

36. Field notice: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field free of charge but the bull charges.

37. Police were called to a nursery where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

38. At the last olympics, I saw this man carrying a long pole. “Are you a pole vaulter?” I called. “No, I'm a German but how did you know my name was Walter?”

39. How do you get two whales in a mini? Down the M4 and over the Severn Bridge.

40. When she got married, she got a new name and a dress.

[grasscarp]

If a pun is a play on words is a punishment a play on television?

[marval]

Good ones

[pillj123]

very very good...more please x