misheard song lyrics

[hannah333]

I have a friend who thought it was 'knock knock knocking on Kevin's door.' Any one know of any similar mistakes???

[outaboutnowt]

Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue by Crystal Gayle!

[wellhungjock]

Welcome to the chum hole instead of  Welcome the jungle by Guns N Roses.

[Cappuccino]

If It Makes You Happy by Sheryl Crow.

Put on a porn show instead of Put on a poncho.

[Sequin]

An ex-girlfriend's mother (in the late 70's) thought Elton John was singing "I like girls", not "Island Girl"

[kaktus]

Hannah sorry to interrupt, but "Mama put my guns in the ground" suddenly gets a whole other meaning when it's knocking on Kevin's door :0D

[rod]

Holding back your ears instead of holding back the years by Simply Red

[Picc45]

"Bring me an iron lung" by Steve Winwood

or

"You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille- with 400 children & a cot in the field" by Kenny Rogers

REM is the worst! Its definitely "Call me Jamaica" (ok- I know it isn't LOL)

[Little Lady]

My youngest cousin sang 'Follow meeee....Car keys!'

When i was actually 'Call on meeee....call mee' by that annoying Eric Prydz man! He is only 7 bless him.......

[Weaza_cfc]

Not really a song... Some of you may remember the Robin of Sherwood TV series in the mid eighties. Anyway, the theme tune went: "Robin... the Hooded Man". For many episodes was my mum in the illusion it said: "Robin... the puddy pan"

What on God's Earth is an effing puddy pan, i will never know...

[SASHAGREEN]

instead of dirty deeds done dirt cheap, i would sing dirty deeds and the jungels cheap

 and garth brook has a song ireland, he sings ireland i'm coming home, i would sing higher than i'm coming home! my husband just shakes his head at me.

i know thier's more but i'm drawing a blank. thinking too hard to recall songs!

[Litchick]

I'm embarrased to admit it, but I thought it was "Zip Guns/Leopards Run...in God's Country" instead of "sleep comes like a drug...." LOL!  Oh my god....

[bexbex78]

I knew a girl that sang ' red courgette' instead of 'red courvette' by prince...