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Jemisa | 14:02 Wed 19th Sep 2012 | Jokes
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Socially Unacceptable Humour..



I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."

I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice! At least I presume she was poor - she only had £1.20 in her purse.

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my @rse Do you think I should change dentists?

A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." He says, "What do you expect? You're in a wheel chair."

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening."

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I have been to the charity shop to get all of her clothes back.


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.

A friend of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache."
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Haha,great value for money today.
19:37 Wed 19th Sep 2012
Ooohh Jem you are awful. Shouldn't laugh but I am.
LOL - on form tonight Jemisa!
Haha,great value for money today.
PMSL

Nessie

:- )
LOL, some gud un's there Jem.
:o)
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