Ken Dodd joke

[robert551069]

Ken Dodd one said that he suffers from kleptomania but that when it gets bad he takes something for it.

[murraymints]

ha..he is brilliant live btw

[owdhamer]

Say this quick, ken dodds dads dogs dead

[murraymints]

ken dodd's dead..is he ?....no doddy !!!

[marval]

lol I like Ken Dodd

[Jemisa]

:)

Jem

[owdhamer]

Murraymints, ken dodd died, diddy, no doddy

[hc4361]

Doddy singing:

Take my hand, I'm a strange looking parasite.

Gets me in stitches every time

[Psybbo]

He didn't find it taxing, though.

[owdhamer]

Lester Piggot did.

[Psybbo]

Agreed owd

[DTCwordfan]

"I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside."

[hc4361]

I'm going to see him in March. Can't wait.

[Psybbo]

Is that a quote, DT?

[Kiki-frog]

Ken's favourite Diddymen: Diddy Pay and Diddy Heckaslike

[DTCwordfan]

Ken Dodd’s Dad’s dogs dead
in great big letters with frozen chips
at least ten feet above Piggott's head.

Across the wall in crimson red
above the AB lovers' mingling lips,
Ken Dodd’s Dad’s dogs dead

Robert thought of that instead
of windows, wafting fish and chips
at least ten feet above Piggot's head;

and every day he walked past and read
among the on-line grafittied scripts
Ken Dodd’s Dad’s dogs dead;

and every night Robert lies in bed
hearing how the taxman's revenge drips
ten feet above Piggott's head;

and now when he can recall what it said
a smile plays across his lips
Ken Dodd’s Dad’s dogs dead
painted ten feet and £300 thousand above Lester's head

[owdhamer]

I was at Newmarket races one night,Lester was all on his own still in his riding gear,we exchanged hellos, he nattered qwqy in that nasal way of his for 20 mins or so,i got
the impression he was a lonely man.

[owdhamer]

you are to good forAB crossie

[DTCwordfan]

It's a KD quote, sibs.

[Psybbo]

Didn't Lester just get married again? or go off with a new lover?

[owdhamer]

Lester as far as i know is still married to Susan,but I think she came from an age when the wife turned a blind eye to him having a bit on the side.