One liners - well nearly!

[maggiebee]

Two cannibals are eating a slow roasted comedian and one says to the other,
"Does this taste funny to you?"

Question: What do Mack the Knife, Winnie the Pooh, and Attila the Hun have in common?
Answer: Their middle names.

A friend said to me: "I can never do the Welsh accent properly. Every time I try it it sounds like Pakistani''.
I said: ''You'll just have to try harder, Tariq''.

A man walks into a bookshop and says "I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology."

Someone told me flowers had sex organs....POPPYCOCK!

Once I posed nude for a magazine. I've never been back to THAT newstand.

[Kiki-frog]

Poppycock - lol! That word always makes me laugh as when I was little my big sis told me never to say it as it was really, really rude.

[shoota]

I can't remember telling anybody about the time I bought Health and Efficiency.....

[owdhamer]

Will reincarnation make a comeback.