My Dad
Little David was in his class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, they touch his body and legs and give him money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He plays for England, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."