Tap, Tap.................

[Shaglene]

Two men were walking home and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"What the dickens, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"

[Chipchopper]

At least the old man was open and transparent :-)

[bookbinder]

A spirited reply!

[Bazile]

What was his surname - Stoane or Mayson ?