Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

My wife is going to a fancy dress party as a Rastafarian.
She's asked me to do her hair.
I'm dreading it.

[murraymints]

hmmm..I'll get yer coat ! lol xx

[emmie]

i have my bead y eyes on you....

[Chipchopper]

If two little birds build a nest in it, you know you have done a good job

[DTCwordfan]

you need locking away, hoppy...or you could plait the 5th amendment.

[mallyh]

jamaica look good x

[10ClarionSt]

nuff boot dat!

[Spicerack]

Tell her the clippers keep Jamming.

[mallyh]

don't worry about a thing cause every little thing is gonna be alright x

[emmie]

you really must stop smoking that stuff....

[Bazile]

If she's going to be jamming all night , tell her to be careful.

Confiture won't be good all over her white dress

[Patsy33]

:-))