A man of vision.

[casaespana]

Why do we never hear about the achievements of John Major. He privatised the railways, giving us a wonderful selection of trains of all shapes and colours. He also set up a traffic cones hotline, removing them from our roads, thus eliminating traffic jams. Egon Gourmet was also employed to produce exciting menus at our service stations and you can now enjoy a three course gastranomic delight for �3.99. I can't praise Mr. Major highly enough.

[jno]

possibly because the achievements you list have been cast into the shade by those of his successor, with his ever more invigorating ideas for fundraising.

[raysparx]

What can I say? apart from the men in white coats have been informed, he was also very good in spitting image,why did he give up acting after that?

[gary baldy]

History will judge John Major. In years to come he will be take his rightful place amongst the true great world leaders.
He got Nelson Mandela out of prison, demolished the Iron Curtain in Berlin single handedly, put the first British astronaut on the moon and led England to World Cup victory.
And he boffed Edwin Currie!
He is a God amongst men!

[casaespana]

Hi jno, its you again.

[jno]

hi casa, what's in your handbag? Madonna or Sharon Stone?